Hello Ummm...Scrolls. Scrolls again. Is it here? Wait I have already lost three lazy riffs in this Orange Malevolence, cut & paste to TextEdit, brb!
Taptap. Scratchscratch. mike check? I hate this part. Where the fuck is everybody? Where's the sky and what's the weather? Did I bring my tea? Anyone out there? Any crows?
I'm dressed in black and ready for the day. Today's the day the Oscurati pull back the veil. The drape. The quest is finished and the Tricksters have been released.
Will keep updating. My fingers are cold but my heart trembles warm. And there is a cat but I don't know where exactly, most of the time. Her uncertainty has merged with omnipresence in unremarkable ways.
Geez, where's the talent? Who are those assholes in the back? Who the fuck are you people? back off, that's mine. Oh ok, you're just pushing shit, that's fine.
Well I must admit this is quite the ratfuckery we find ourselves in. Have we checked in with the crows yet? They will be important allies in this phase. As have they always.
(Checks with crows)
Beg to report sir the crows don't seem to be there.
I didn't hear any.
Correct sir. Because they're not there.
I mean, I didn't hear you caw.
Well sir I didn't. I didn't want to bother the crows.
So how did you know they weren't there?
Because I didn't hear them. Had I called, what would I have for them when they came?
Any crows out there?
(caws softly)
mike check.
So...not much changed, except...
(gets face-choked by popout plastic add, staggers, reaches out, arm ensheathed in complex tangle of plastic smothery in bright commercial colors, staggers and slips into old trash ads from the 2000s, that have been walked on, and now they're inside my mouth...
(Chokes. Wretches. Remembers this is a metaphorical critique, or mockery, or what have you. Catches on the stumble, regains dignity and compusure, swoops through the fall into...)...swishes cloak, stands proudly, ah, there's where the text goes, I'll just click here oh now it's gone. Ummm, swoops cloak proudly, tips grand hat at the back of the audience, bows wildly and The Grand Entrance Acheived!)
...can anyone read this shit, with all the clickbait?
(remembers about meta)
(adds meta tag)
Mike check...
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Psst say something about the budget. Because almost all of my communications with DK over the last few years have been about money, about giving them some. And then about an Action, and giving them some money. And some money. They need some money.
WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE FUCKING ADBOTS IN CHARGE OF CONTENT GENERATION AND GET IT OVER WITH!
Mike check
(First Crow shows up)
When you see one crow that means that more are watching you. There are always more crows than you know. There's always at least one more. Always.
Lands on a good tree, up near the top, shakes shoulders, preens, sits and waits for the sun to get warm.
Fuck you guys I'm out of here. I'm taking 30.
(First Crow leaves)
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